
Ultimate Funny and Epic Christmas Carols Inspired by Your Favorite Fandoms
For the geek at heart, Christmas carols with a fandom twist bring extra joy to the holiday season. From classic tunes reimagined with sci-fi themes to holiday songs inspired by favorite shows, here’s the ultimate geeky Christmas carol playlist. Perfect for holiday gatherings, decorating, or just singing along to something unique!
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Jedi” (Star Wars)
A playful twist on “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” this carol imagines Rudolph as a Jedi leading Santa’s sleigh across the galaxy.
[Verse] Rudolph with his lightsaber by his sideLeading Santa’s sleigh through the starry night
From Tatooine to Hoth they glide
Spreading joy with every flight [Verse 2] His red nose glowing like a beacon bright
Guiding through the asteroid fields of fright
Ewoks cheer on Endor’s height
As Rudolph brings the holiday light [Chorus] Rudolph the Red-Nosed Jedi
Shining through the galaxy’s sky
No one else as brave or spry
Santa’s sleigh soaring high [Verse 3] Droids and Wookiees sing along
Lightsabers hum with carols strong
Rebel forces join the throng
In this festive
Cosmic song [Bridge] Darth Vader tries to spoil the fun
But Rudolph’s glow outshines the dark one
Lightsaber battles
Joy begun
In the end
The force has won [Chorus] Rudolph the Red-Nosed Jedi
Shining through the galaxy’s sky
No one else as brave or spry
Santa’s sleigh soaring high
“Jingle Spells” (Harry Potter)
Swap the classic “Jingle Bells” lyrics for a Hogwarts twist!
[Verse] Wands and scarves all gleaming brightIn Hogwarts’ charming halls
Snowflakes drifting through the night
Magic lifts our spirits tall [Chorus] Jingle spells jingle spells Hogwarts all the way
Riding brooms in snowy skies casting charms today
Oh jingle spells jingle spells feel the festive cheer
Wizards witches all around it’s the best time of the year [Verse 2] Through the corridors we roam
With laughter in the breeze
Potions bubbling cauldrons foam
Decorating Christmas trees [Chorus] Jingle spells jingle spells Hogwarts all the way
Riding brooms in snowy skies casting charms today
Oh jingle spells jingle spells feel the festive cheer
Wizards witches all around it’s the best time of the year [Bridge] Snowy owls on wizard’s wings
Deliver notes of joy
House elves share their festive things
Magic no one can destroy [Chorus] Jingle spells jingle spells Hogwarts all the way
Riding brooms in snowy skies casting charms today
Oh jingle spells jingle spells feel the festive cheer
Wizards witches all around it’s the best time of the year
“Silent Night, Dark Knight” (Batman)
This Batman-inspired twist on “Silent Night” is a moody, atmospheric take on the Christmas classic.
[Verse] Silent night Gotham’s plightDarkest hour dead of night
Eyes in shadows watch the streets
Hush of whispers urban beats
Bat signal lights the sky [Verse] Menace lurks alleys deep
Vigilant guards they keep
Criminals hide fear the name
Of the masked one born in pain
In shadows justice flies [Chorus] Under moon a hero’s swing
With a cape like darkened wing
Silent night Gotham’s knight
In his heart a guiding light
Peace by dawn hope will rise [Verse] Whispers of a city bruised
Broken souls their lives confused
Lurking evil waits in fear
Of the one who’ll soon appear
Dark knight’s watchful glare [Bridge] Flashing light thunder’s roar
In each shadow lives the lore
Battles fought at every turn
In the night the lessons learned
Strength in shadow spare [Chorus] Under moon a hero’s swing
With a cape like darkened wing
Silent night Gotham’s knight
In his heart a guiding light
Peace by dawn hope will rise
“Oh, TARDIS Tree” (Doctor Who)
Based on “Oh, Christmas Tree,” this Doctor Who-inspired carol celebrates the Doctor’s time-traveling TARDIS.
[Verse] Oh TARDIS tree oh TARDIS treeYour lights they shine so bright in glee
With wibbly-wobbly timey flight
You guide the Doctor through the night [Verse 2] From Gallifrey to distant stars
You’ve seen more than just Earth’s bazaars
Oh TARDIS tree your branches blue
Hold secrets of adventures new [Chorus] Oh TARDIS tree oh TARDIS tree
In every time and space you spree
Companions gather ’round and cheer
With every trip they’re safe and near [Verse 3] Exploring worlds both near and far
Through time’s vast sea you are the star
Aliens and monsters flee
When they behold the TARDIS tree [Verse 4] Your hum it whispers tales untold
Of futures bright and days of old
Oh TARDIS tree you’ve witnessed all
From ancient times to cosmic sprawl [Bridge] With hearts of two and kindness free
The Doctor journeys endlessly
Oh TARDIS tree you are the home
Where friends set off and legends roam
“Deck the Halls with Marvel Powers” (Marvel Universe)
“Deck the Halls” gets a superhero upgrade with Marvel’s iconic characters. Sing about decking the halls with Iron Man’s gadgets, Spider-Man’s webs, and Thor’s hammer.
[Verse] Deck the halls with Tony’s gadgets brightFa la la la la la la la la
In the skies Iron Man takes flight
Fa la la la la la la la la [Chorus] Spider webs and fights so grand
Fa la la la la la la la la
Swinging through our winter land
Fa la la la la la la la la [Verse] Thor brings thunder joy and light
Fa la la la la la la la la
With his hammer shining bright
Fa la la la la la la la la [Chorus] Hawkeye’s arrows lead the cheer
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hero spirits drawing near
Fa la la la la la la la la [Bridge] Wolverine with claws so keen
Fa la la la la la la la la
Decked in holly evergreen
Fa la la la la la la la la [Chorus] Weaves of webs and skies so clear
Fa la la la la la la la la
Marvel heroes bring the cheer
Fa la la la la la la la la
“All I Want for Christmas is a Lightsaber” (Star Wars)
A Star Wars twist on Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas is You,” this carol is all about wanting a lightsaber for Christmas.
[Verse] Santa baby bring me something cool this year no toysGot my eye on something epic for the galaxy’s joys
I’m dreaming ’bout a saber glowing blue or green
Forget the shiny wrapping paper that’s serene [Verse 2] Jedi training’s on my list I swear I’ll be brave
For the forces that protect us it’s a skill I crave
Deck the halls with TIE fighters and a Womp Rat fur
Force pushing through the snow just to make sure [Chorus] All I want for Christmas is a lightsaber please
Let me feel the force within yeah oh pretty please
I don’t want no shiny bike or a board game’s tease
Just give me that hilt of power oh Santa geez [Verse 3] Darth Vader keeps staring at my gingerbread house
Yoda’s in the kitchen quiet as a mouse
Mandalorian’s bounty hunting in the yard
Baby Yoda’s sipping cocoa under the stars [Verse 4] The Sith won’t stand a chance with my saber’s light
Rebels rallying around me through the silent night
No more battling with plastic batteries near
I need the real thing Santa make it clear [Bridge] Wookiee carols by the fire keeping warm with cheer
Stormtroopers at the window as Christmas nears
A true Jedi in the making wish upon that star
Gift me with the Force made saber it’s bizarre
“Winter is Coming” (Game of Thrones)
Set to the tune of “Here Comes Santa Claus,” this Game of Thrones carol celebrates the Stark family’s famous words.
[Verse] Winter is coming winter is nearSnowflakes are falling icy and clear
The wolves are howling through the night
In the North we face the fight [Verse 2] Jon with his sword and Arya’s might
Sansa’s wisdom guides the light
Bran sees visions through the trees
Winter’s chill will never cease [Chorus] Winter is coming oh so cold
Stories of legends will unfold
Hold your breath and keep your guard
Winter makes hearts so hard [Verse 3] Castles shiver in the frost
Kings and queens at what cost
Dragons breathe their fiery flame
Nothing in this world’s the same [Bridge] Hills of frozen white so steep
Ancient secrets shadows keep
Brave the storm and you will see
Winter’s harsh reality [Verse 4] Honor’s forged in snow and ice
Bitter truth beneath the guise
In the cold we stand as one
Till the battle’s fought and won
“Hark! The Herald Elves Do Sing” (The Lord of the Rings)
Inspired by The Lord of the Rings, this carol is a take on “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.”
[Verse] Dashing through the starsIn a galaxy far away
Lightsabers glow and spark
Hoth’s a snowy play [Verse 2] With Sonic on the go
Speeding past the lanes
Golden rings in tow
Defeating Eggman’s chains [Chorus] Oh fandom bells fandom bells
Celebration’s near
Marvel magic Hogwarts spells
With joy for all to hear [Verse 3] Swingin’ through the night
Spiderman soars high
Webs dance in the light
Points to the friendly sky [Verse 4] Hyrule’s fields we roam
With Link our noble guide
Ocarinas tone
Echoes far and wide [Chorus] Oh fandom bells fandom bells
Celebration’s near
Marvel magic Hogwarts spells
With joy for all to hear
“Have a Super Merry Christmas” (Superheroes)
This carol combines multiple superhero themes, celebrating heroes from DC and Marvel in the style of “Have a Holly Jolly Christmas.”
[Verse] Swingin’ through the city with his web so brightSpider-Man is coming on this festive night
With stockings hung and tinsel trimmed
He’s here to spread cheer with all his friends [Verse 2] While Batman’s on the rooftops in a dark crusade
And Superman flies high to see the joy we’ve made
Iron Man’s suit glows in the Christmas cheer
Together they light up this time of year [Chorus] Have a super merry Christmas each and every night
Spidey’s got a stocking that’s filled with web so tight
With the Avengers and Justice League too
It’s a superhero Christmas just for you [Verse 3] Wonder Woman’s lasso shining gold so true
Captain America salutes the red the white the blue
Thor’s hammer strikes with a mighty cheer
Superheroes gathered spreading joy here [Verse 4] Hulk’s green grin as he lights the tree
Black Widow’s laughter echoes wild and free
A season filled with heroes far and near
Their courage and their kindness make it clear [Chorus] Have a super merry Christmas each and every night
Spidey’s got a stocking that’s filled with web so tight
With the Avengers and Justice League too
It’s a superhero Christmas just for you
“Fandom Bells” (Multiverse Carol)
A remix of “Jingle Bells” featuring references to multiple fandoms.
In a galaxy far away
Lightsabers glow and spark
Hoth’s a snowy play [Verse 2] With Sonic on the go
Speeding past the lanes
Golden rings in tow
Defeating Eggman’s chains [Chorus] Oh fandom bells fandom bells
Celebration’s near
Marvel magic Hogwarts spells
With joy for all to hear [Verse 3] Swingin’ through the night
Spiderman soars high
Webs dance in the light
Points to the friendly sky [Verse 4] Hyrule’s fields we roam
With Link our noble guide
Ocarinas tone
Echoes far and wide [Chorus] Oh fandom bells fandom bells
Celebration’s near
Marvel magic Hogwarts spells
With joy for all to hear
“Santa Claus is Beaming to Town” (Star Trek)
Imagine Santa beaming down like a Starfleet officer. Lyrics could include “Santa Claus is beaming to town, with gifts from every galaxy.”
[Verse] Santa’s decked in red and goldFrom the North Pole base so cold
With a ship that’s fast as light
He’ll be here on Christmas night [Chorus] Santa Claus is beaming to town
He’s got gifts from every galaxy
Spreading joy from up and down
From the stars
He brings you glee [Verse 2] Reindeer roves and sleighs on break
Warping through the stars he’ll make
His list checked twice
Thrice too
Bringing festive love for you [Chorus] Santa Claus is beaming to town
He’s got gifts from every galaxy
Spreading joy from up and down
From the stars
He brings you glee [Bridge] No more chimneys he’ll ascend
Through the transporter my friend
Every house
In every land
Presents beamed with just his hand [Verse 3] Lights on trees and stockings hung
Carol melodies are sung
Look to skies
The brightest star
Santa’s here
He’s traveled far
“Frosty the Mutant” (X-Men)
Based on “Frosty the Snowman,” this version imagines Frosty as a mutant with ice powers, similar to Iceman.
[Verse] Frosty the mutant had powers so cold and grandWith ice in his touch and a glacial breath
He could freeze the whole land [Verse 2] Came to life one winter morn
From the snow and frosty air
He had eyes of crystal clear
A chill was in the air [Chorus] Oh Frosty the mutant with a heart of fire and ice
Though he made the snowflakes dance
He was always just so nice [Verse 3] Villains tried to melt him down
With their flames and wicked game
But Frosty stood his icy ground
And put their heat to shame [Bridge] He’d glide across the city streets
And leave an icy trail
Kids would cheer and skate behind
On his path without fail [Chorus] Oh Frosty the mutant with a heart of fire and ice
Though he made the snowflakes dance
He was always just so nice
“Wicked Snowman” (Wicked)
A twist on “Frosty the Snowman,” this carol imagines Elphaba bringing a snowman to life with her magic.
[Verse] Wicked snowman defied the winter skyWith a cackle and a glint in his eye
Elphaba’s magic made him stand tall
In a world where the snowflakes fall [Verse 2] Emerald heart his smile so wide
Across Oz in the cold he would glide
Not a broom but a scarf he’d wear
In the moon’s chilling silver glare [Chorus] Frost won’t bite him he laughs it away
Each icy dawn a brand new day
Elphaba’s spell in every flake
Oh see how this snowman breaks the fate [Verse 3] From the townsfolk he’d prance and sneak
Leaving trails that twinkle and creak
Whispers rise of the snow witch’s art
In the cold of night magic sparks [Bridge] With broomstick whispers in the haze
Wicked snowman starts to amaze
Tales of winter come to life
Through the snow a force to abide [Chorus] Frost won’t bite him he laughs it away
Each icy dawn a brand new day
Elphaba’s spell in every flake
Oh see how this snowman breaks the fate
“Goblin King Funky Yuletide Bash” (Labyrinth)
Inspired by Labyrinth’s “Dance Magic Dance,” this carol celebrates a whimsical Goblin King holiday party.
[Verse] Under the moonlightGoblins groovin’ all night long (oo-yeah!)
Tambourines a-shakin’
Hear that funky Yuletide song (come on!)
Goblin King’s the host
He’s got that magic groove (oh snap!)
Everybody’s smiling
You can’t help but move (yeah!) [Verse 2] Jack-o-lanterns dancing
Under the shimmering lights (oo-yeah!)
Goblin King in sequins
Dazzling all the sights (it’s true!)
Laughter’s in the air
Funk beats through the land (uh-huh!)
Join the celebration
Go on and take a stand (oh, ya!) [Chorus] Groove it to the left
Groove it to the right (groove it!)
Everybody get up
Party all night (that’s right!)
Goblin King’s got the rhythm
Makin’ spirits bright (oo!)
Funky Yuletide magic
Pure delight (let’s go!) [Verse 3] Candy canes in stockings
Hung with care and swag (uh-huh!)
Goblins twistin’
Shoutin’
Boogie’s in the bag (oo-yeah!)
Beat is hypnotizin’
Toes and tails in sync (move it!)
Goblin King is smilin’
Never miss a wink (ya!) [Chorus] Groove it to the left
Groove it to the right (groove it!)
Everybody get up
Party all night (that’s right!)
Goblin King’s got the rhythm
Makin’ spirits bright (oo!)
Funky Yuletide magic
Pure delight (let’s go!) [Bridge] Lights are twinkling
Goblins in a row (ow!)
Goblin King commanding
Feel that funky flow (uh-huh!)
Snowflakes fallin’
As the climax nears (oo-yeah!)
Yuletide funky party
Spread the cheers (let’s go!)
“Grinchmas Cheer” (The Grinch)
A playful twist on “Holly Jolly Christmas,” this carol reimagines the Grinch leading Whoville in holiday festivities.
[Verse] Snow falls down on rooftops old and newGreen and grumpy turns to cheerful too
Whoville sings out in the chilly night
Grinch is leading hearts are shining bright [Verse 2] Candy canes and laughter fill the air
Every Who is dancing everywhere
From the smallest Who to the tallest tree
Grinchmas cheer is spreading wild and free [Chorus] Flip the frown turn it upside down
Join the joy and wear that festive crown
Grumpiness is banished far and near
Grinch is bringing Grinchmas cheer [Verse 3] Stocking stuffers smiles wide as snow
Whoville sparkles with a special glow
Presents wrapped in ribbons red and green
Grinch now part of all the joyful scene [Bridge] Echoes of delight in every heart
Grinch and Whos no longer miles apart
Humming tunes by fireside so warm
Grinchmas now a holiday norm [Chorus] Flip the frown turn it upside down
Join the joy and wear that festive crown
Grumpiness is banished far and near
Grinch is bringing Grinchmas cheer
“Gizmo’s Christmas Carol” (Gremlins)
Set to “Jingle Bells,” this carol focuses on Gizmo’s adorable but chaotic adventures during the holidays.
[Verse] Jingle bells Gizmo yells what a mess we madeSnowflakes dance Gremlins prance chaos in the shade
Broken lights wild snow fights watch the havoc spread
Sugar plums and monster drums nightmares in your head [Chorus] Gizmo’s bells everyone tells tales of Christmas past
Hide the snacks Gremlins’ tracks memories won’t last [Verse 2] Stockings hung cookies flung Gremlins on the prowl
Gizmo sighs munchie eyes hide before they scowl
TV screens Christmas scenes suddenly they spark
Huddled near full of cheer Gizmo lights the dark [Chorus] Gizmo’s bells everyone tells tales of Christmas past
Hide the snacks Gremlins’ tracks memories won’t last [Bridge] Carol tunes late night news Gremlins run amok
Gizmo grins here begins holiday ruckus [Verse 3] Mistletoe hearts aglow Gremlins plotting schemes
Gizmo saves Christmas days with winks and memes
“The Grinch Stole Christmas Eve” (The Grinch)
This version imagines the Grinch reflecting on his transformation as he returns all the presents.
[Verse] Empty hands full of cheerGrinch found warmth drawing near
Stole no more he could see
Heart grew kind gave back tree [Verse 2] Silent dusk snowflakes fall
Grinch now hears Whos’ soft call
Laughter blooms through the night
Life with love feels so right [Chorus] Starlit skies gifts in tow
Grinch’s heart in full glow
Changed his ways learned to give
Joyful tears now relieve [Verse 3] Bells now chime clear and bright
Whoville’s smiles pure delight
Grinch embraced new and old
Stories shared moments bold [Bridge] From the peak where he stood
Grinch saw life as it should
Warmth from Whos lit the dark
Kindness left a bright mark [Chorus] Starlit skies gifts in tow
Grinch’s heart in full glow
Changed his ways learned to give
Joyful tears now relieve
“Through the Goblin Maze” (Labyrinth)
A twist on “Deck the Halls,” this carol captures the magic of navigating the Labyrinth during the holidays.
[Verse] Wandering through the goblin mazeWith twinkling lights that guide our ways
Stars above in a mystic haze
Do you hear the song it plays [Verse 2] Goblins dance in moonlit glades
Whispers echo through the shades
Magic flows where shadows meet
Feel the rhythm in your feet [Chorus] Through the goblin maze we go
Where secrets sparkle and wonders glow
Follow the path so bright and clear
Adventure calls this time of year [Verse 3] Snowflakes drift on velvet night
Lanterns cast a golden light
Fairies flit with wings so bright
In the maze of pure delight [Chorus] Through the goblin maze we go
Where secrets sparkle and wonders glow
Follow the path so bright and clear
Adventure calls this time of year [Bridge] Every turn a new surprise
Mysteries laugh before our eyes
In the labyrinth’s embrace
Find the magic in this place
“Have a Who-Tastic Christmas” (The Grinch)
Set to “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” this song features the Whos of Whoville celebrating their unique Christmas spirit.
[Verse] Have a Who-tastic Christmas let’s sing and cheerDecorate with baubles spread the love sincere
The feast is calling gather one and all
Whos of Whoville answer to the joyful call [Chorus] Trim the trees with tinsel hang the stars up high
Savor all the moments under Whoville’s sky
Singing loud and proud to banish any fear
Whos from far and wide proclaim the season here [Verse 2] Gifts wrapped up in colors ribbons twirled in glee
Hearts so full of wonder just like they should be
Candy canes and laughter filling up the night
See our town a glowing a pure delight [Chorus] Trim the trees with tinsel hang the stars up high
Savor all the moments under Whoville’s sky
Singing loud and proud to banish any fear
Whos from far and wide proclaim the season here [Bridge] Even Mr. Grinchy can’t resist the cheer
In the air it shimmers you can feel it near
All the Whos together make the spirits bright
In our town of Whoville love’s shining light [Chorus] Trim the trees with tinsel hang the stars up high
Savor all the moments under Whoville’s sky
Singing loud and proud to banish any fear
Whos from far and wide proclaim the season here
“Labyrinth Lights” (Labyrinth)
This carol imagines Sarah and her friends marveling at a dazzling holiday display in the Labyrinth.
[Verse] Through shining paths the lights do glowIn magical places we wander slow
The Labyrinth whispers secrets old
Together with you my heart grows bold [Chorus] Labyrinth lights in the night
Guiding us with their warm light
In this maze our hearts unite
Under the stars so pure and bright [Verse 2] We weave through corridors of dreams
In your eyes a thousand beams
Hand in hand we find our way
In this enchanted night we’ll stay [Bridge] Goblins snicker shadows play
But your embrace keeps fears at bay
A spark of hope in the dark
In this wonderland we leave our mark [Chorus] Labyrinth lights in the night
Guiding us with their warm light
In this maze our hearts unite
Under the stars so pure and bright [Verse 3] Every twist and every turn
Softly in our hearts do burn
With you here everything’s right
Lost in this labyrinth of light
”Twisted Christmas Dreams” (Nightmare before Christmas)
In the town where pumpkins scream past moonlit halls
Jack Skellington plots and schemes his Christmas brawls
Oogie Boogie’s shadows creep beneath the floor
While Sally sews and weaves
Yearning for much more
In a gothic night
Snowflakes falling on the scene
Tangled up in fright
Holidays in Halloween
Shivers down your spine
In this eerie wonderland
Stars will never shine [Verse 2] Spirits float with phantoms
Waltzing through the mist
Jack envisions presents wrapped with ghostly twist
Oogie Boogie’s dice will roll
Sealing fate with dread
Sally’s heart is full
Stitched by love instead [Chorus] It’s a twisted Christmas dream
In a gothic night
Snowflakes falling on the scene
Tangled up in fright
Holidays in Halloween
Shivers down your spine
In this eerie wonderland
Stars will never shine [Bridge] Through the crypts and tombstones
Echoes fill the air
Jack and Sally find themselves in love’s despair
Oogie Boogie’s laughter rings
Sinister and loud
Yet in the silent night
Hope can still be found [Verse 3] Jack’s sleigh rides with reindeer
Skeletons in tow
Sally ponders love notes under mistletoe
Oogie Boogie’s traps are sprung
Spreading fear and cheer
While the twisted Christmas dream draws us ever near
“Santa Connor Saves the Day” (Terminator)
[Verse] Metal bones in the dark December skiesSteam rises from the war machine’s cries
Sarah’s here like an angel in disguise
Saving hopes where the broken dream lies [Verse 2] Snow falls but it don’t hide the cold steel
Splintered homes shattered under the heel
Silent night shattered by some massive wheel
Silent no more beneath the savior’s seal [Chorus] Santa Connor sails the night
Taking back the flickering light
Mechanical monsters she’ll fight
In the shadow’s heart she ignites [Verse 3] Winter’s breath on the battlefield’s face
Guns blaze in a frantic embrace
Chasing ghosts of the human race
The fight pounds at relentless pace [Verse 4] Sleighs filled with bullets instead of gifts
Hope shines despite the dark deadly rifts
Mountains move with Sarah Connor’s shift
Christmas spirit in powerful lifts [Chorus] Santa Connor sails the night
Taking back the flickering light
Mechanical monsters she’ll fight
In the shadow’s heart she ignites
“Saranghae Means I Love You” (K-drama Inspiration)
[Verse] Snowflakes fall the world’s aglowLights are twinkling hearts in tow
Underneath the mistletoe
Saranghae means I love you so [Verse 2] Winter nights the fire’s warm
Hand in hand through any storm
In your eyes a love is born
Saranghae in every form [Chorus] Jingle bells and laughter clear
Holding you so close my dear
Whispered words that bring us near
Saranghae means I treasure you here [Verse 3] Baking cookies stars above
Every song a tale of love
In each moment push and shove
Saranghae fits like a glove [Bridge] Wrapping gifts with ribbons bright
Sharing stories through the night
In your hug I feel so light
Saranghae makes everything right [Chorus] Jingle bells and laughter clear
Holding you so close my dear
Whispered words that bring us near
Saranghae means I treasure you here