What is life without some humour? Herewith the top 16 NerdiPop funniest movie quotes of all time.

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“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate”. Luke (Cool Hand Luke 1967)

Funny - Cool Hand Luke

“I’ll have what she’s having.” – Customer (When Harry Met Sally 1989)


“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!” (Oliver – Sons of the Desert 1933)

Funny - Sons of the Desert

You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. (On the Waterfront 1954)


“Show me the money!” – Rod Tidwell (Jerry Maguire 1996)

Funny - Jerry

“Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for, you never can predict if they’re going to do something incredibly stupid”. – Captain Jack Sparrow (The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003)

Funny - Jack Sparrow

“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there – and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. Four o’clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?” – The Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2000)


“If I’m not back in five minutes…just wait longer”. – Ace Ventura (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1994)

Funny - Ace Ventura


“I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me.” – Wreck-It Ralph (Wreck-It Ralph 2012)


“Sweep the gutters before the taste police arrive”.– Ruben (Big Eyes 2014)

Funny - Big Eyes


“If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a male model’s life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.” – Derek Zoolander (Zoolander 2001)



Hal: “Does she take the cake, or what?”
Mauricio: “She takes the whole bakery, Hal.”
– Hall (Shallow Hal 2001)


“I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy.” – Dory (Finding Nemo 2003)


“Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really.” Miranda Priestly (The Devil Wears Prada 2006)

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic and so am I.” – Bob Wiley (What About Bob? 1991)


“I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something.” – Karen Smith (Mean Girls 2004)


“Do you know who I used to be?” Max Bialystock (The Producers 1968)