You’re a Mean One, Mr. Voldemort

You’re a mean one, Mr. Voldemort,
You really are a fright,
You stole a snake for company and lurk around at night,
Mr. Voooool-de-mort…
You’re the Dark Lord even Santa wouldn’t put on the naughty-list twice.

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You’re a nightmare, Mr. Voldemort,
Your heart’s a piece of coal,
You split your soul in seven bits—
It really took a toll,
Mr. Voldemort…
You wouldn’t know Christmas cheer if it hit you with a Snowball Charm, whole.

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You’re a terror, Mr. Voldemort,
Your style is grim and bleak,
Your fashion sense is tragic and your breath is very snake-y,
Mr. Voldemort…
Honestly, even the Grinch thinks you’re a little too creepy.

You’re a storm cloud, Mr. Voldemort,
You never spread delight,
You crash each festive party with your doom and gloomy might,
Mr. Voldemort…
If mistletoe saw you coming, it would pack up and take flight.

You’re a downer, Mr. Voldemort,
No Christmas joy you bring,
You’d hex the carol singers
Just for daring to sing,
Mr. Voldemort…
You’re the only wizard Santa avoids on his whole sleigh-ring.

But someday, Mr. Voldemort,
When snow falls soft and white…
Perhaps you’ll feel a flicker of
A teeny spark of light,
Mr. Voldemort…
Then again—probably not. Let’s keep the holidays bright.