Santa Claus Conquers the Martians... if there ever was a movie with one of the weirdest titles in cinema history - this would be it. What would a movie countdown be without a really bad B-movie? Need inspiration for unique holiday-themed gifts? Visit our Red Bubble store. The plot of Santa conquers the Martians is simple: The Martians kidnap Santa because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. The 1964 science fiction film Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is frequently included on lists of the worst films ever made. It was featured in an episode of the